Traffic Advisory in Place
We're super happy for all the excitement that has made Turd's Pizza one of the hottest destinations to visit. When you visit, please be considerate of others and take note of the traffic advisory that the Coffee Pond Police Department has issued to ensure that everyone's trip to Turd's is a fun and safe one.
Turd's is the home of the famous Chicken Apocalypse
We guarantee that you've never experienced anything like a Turd's
Our Team
Turd
Itchy
Turd
The man behind the name, Turd brings his signature style to the pizza game, having seen the best (and worst) of what's on offer out there.
Sam
Itchy
Turd
Everyone's favorite pizza cook, Sam brings the excitement to Turd's. If you want dinner and a show, then Turd's is your must visit destination.
Itchy
Itchy
Itchy
A veteran of the pizza delivery trade, Itchy gets the job done without the aid of GPS or any modern tools. Itchy's motto is "I know where you live".
NOTE: Itchy is unable to deliver to addresses within 100 yards of a school.