What Exactly is Turd's Pizza?
Turd's Pizza is a fictional pizza shop that is a part of the Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman universe.
The book series follows along with the misadventures of Jimmy Eyebrow, a former underwear thief turned hitman, and his reluctant and highly risk-averse handler named Joe Purple. During the course of their chaotic and idiotic adventures, the two men find themselves in many pizza shops, with Turd's being a key location for the storyline.
Turd's Pizza merchandise has been a huge hit at every Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman event and this website has been created for entertainment purposes as a part of the Jimmy Eyebrow universe.
As wild as the menu options are on the front page, they are sadly unable to be ordered, although the Turd's Surprise is in fact based on an actual product that became part of the popular culture of a pizza shop where Lou Powers, the author of Jimmy Eyebrow, spent an unhealthy amount of time during his formative years.
You can find more information about Jimmy Eyebrow by visiting the website jimmyeyebrow.com
You can also visit the Jimmy Eyebrow Amazon page if you're into stories that are crude and uncouth, while also being fun and with no sermonising or moral messaging. They're just a good, enjoyable laugh.
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